Three Kingdoms: Please, Just Be a Foolish Emperor!

After transmigrating to the late Han dynasty, Liu Xie becomes the most miserable emperor in history.

After activating the Strongest Emperor System, Liu Xie seizes Chang'an, eliminates the forces of Li Jue and Guo Si, crushes the White Wave Bandits in Hedong, and unifies Guanzhong. The warlords across the land are stunned.

Yuan Shao: "Please, stop attacking me, will you? I'm the leader of a noble clan, after all. Do you think this is easy for me?"

Liu Bei: "Your Majesty, could you be a foolish ruler for once and stop working so hard at state affairs? Otherwise, what's the point of having me, your self-proclaimed imperial uncle?"

Cao Cao: "That's it. My dream of controlling the emperor to command the warlords is over. Your Majesty, why don't you go attack Yuan Shao? I'll keep lying low."

Sun Quan: "What the hell? I don't even know what to say. I don't get a chance to appear at all."

Liu Xie: "You want me to be a foolish ruler so you can carve up the land among yourselves and divide the realm into three? Dream on!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.