Master, Stop Talking, or I'll Jump

Chen Feng, who transmigrated and became a Buddhist master, was at a loss for words when he got bound to a God-Tier Popularity System.

Simply put, the more popular he became, the more different rewards he could earn.

Faced with this System, Chen Feng couldn't help complaining.

Just then, a show called Up Close with the Masters was filming at a temple to promote itself. The concept was simple: collect questions from online viewers, then have Chen Feng advise them.

But the usually sharp-tongued Chen Feng went into full-on no-holds-barred mode.

Viewer: "Master, what should I do if I'm ugly?"

Chen Feng: "If you're ugly, you should be like me!"

The host suddenly understood. "The master's saying you should remain calm and content with your own lot!"

Chen Feng hurriedly shook his head. "No, no! I mean, if you're ugly, you should do what I did and hide away on some mountain where nobody lives!"

Viewer: "..."

Host: "..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.