Journey to the West: I'm an Old Hand at Ruining the Plot

After transmigrating into the world of Journey to the West, life isn't easy for an old man past sixty.

Luckily, he gets bound to a Plot-Wrecking System.

Join the Journey to the West and add Old Man Me to make a five-person pilgrimage team.

Steal Great Sage Sun's credit for slaying a demon and get a Nine-Turn Golden Elixir as a reward.

Risk his life to marry a demoness and get a Queen Mother's Peach of Immortality as a reward.

Pick all the Ginseng Fruit and get a bottle of Three Lights Divine Water as a reward.

Before even completing the great pilgrimage, Song Lei somehow finds himself on the verge of becoming a Great Dao Saint.

Buddha, we really can't handle this anymore! Who can stop this monstrous mortal?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.