Reborn: I Refuse to Be a Green Tea Girl's Simp

After transmigrating, he discovers that the goddess in everyone's eyes is actually a green tea.

She wildly pursues him,

while constantly cursing him in her heart.

Song Hanyu decisively turns his back on her and refuses to be a simp.

Then...

He keeps setting traps for the green tea, and before he knows it, he's become invincible.

"Brother Song, I like you. Be my boyfriend."

"Sorry, I'm not interested in *yuan."

"You brat, if you dare not marry Beibei, you'll be out on the street."

"Old man, your threats won't work on me. I've got more money in my bank account than you do."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.