Awkward Dancing from the Start: Killing Vengeful Spirits with Embarrassment

"Dun-tss, dun-tss!"

"Everybody!"

In a bone-strewn wasteland thick with eerie yin energy, thrilling, high-octane electronic music rang across the land, blasting the wildly popular "radio calisthenics" from a thousand years ago. Dozens of pairs of pitch-black ghostly eyes opened in the darkness, drifting toward the scent of living people's blood and vitality.

Yang Yiye transformed into a little street-dance prince, bobbing his head and shuffling back and forth, with a hint of the Funeral of Love clan's style.

"Ding! Awakening prerequisite fulfilled. Card-draw System activated."

"Newbie gift pack: 10,000 draws!"

A thousand years ago, terror returned, and a new era began.

The flames of purgatory scorched the earth, and civilization was utterly destroyed. To this day, the human population is less than one percent of what it was before the era began. The profession of Ghost Tamer emerged: they form contracts with evil spirits and use ghosts to fight ghosts.

"Ding! Your spirit ghost, Kikyo, has killed a Red-Dressed Evil Spirit with one arrow. Draws +200."

"Ding! Your ghost spirit, Flower of the Other Shore, has killed 500 evil spirits..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.