The Showman Boss: I Announce the Investment’s Failure from the Start!

"Due to my failed investments, I might not be able to pay salaries for the next few months."

"I'm sorry, everyone. I've got cancer, and the company might go under..."

"Hello, Secretary? I've been kidnapped! They want a ransom of one billion, plus some sexy photos of you!"

"I have a dream: to build an elevator up Mount Everest, put a lid over the Pacific Ocean, and create an artificial sun..."

Lu Ze obtained the Drama King Boss System. The more he acted up around his employees, the bigger the rewards!

"If it weren't for the 50,000 base salary, monthly performance bonus, quarterly performance bonus, and year-end bonus, I really couldn't stand Mr. Lu!"

"Mr. Lu! On behalf of the company's more than three thousand employees, I beg you to stop acting up! Here's our petition..."

"There's no way I'm stopping. I've never stopped acting up in my life! If all else fails, just give me a raise."

"Boss! You're going too far! I just want to ask one thing... exactly how much is the raise!!"..

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.