I Refuse to Move to the City. My Backyard Has Everything

A self-driving tour group from Shanghai accidentally wanders into the mountain forest Zhang Chu has contracted.

One pot of tea leaves them full of praise, and they want to buy some to try.

"I sold this tea for ten thousand yuan per jin last year."

"You're a funny guy, kid."

One meal leaves them utterly satisfied, and twelve-tenths full.

"This is local pork, right? It's so delicious!"

"No, it's wild boar. There are also pheasants, muntjac, red deer, and wild cattle in the mountains..."

"Kid, your family seems to own a lot of land. You must have contracted many mu of mountain forest, right?"

"Mu?"

Old Ma, who had come to buy the produce, laughed. "Counting by mu is too complicated. We should count by mountains. My buddy has ten whole mountains!"

"..."

"Are you growing crops, kid?"

"No, they're wild."

"Wow... it's Paris polyphylla!"

"Can you get a thousand jin a year?"

Old Ma laughed again. "I drove a truck with a twenty-ton capacity all the way here, and I'm only buying a thousand jin?"

"Then how much are you buying?"

"Not much, just..."

Zhang Chu's answer left the tourists stunned on the spot.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.