Lord Marquis, the Emperor Listens to You

In the court "Master Fang, don't slander me. When did I say this?" "I slandered you, and I have a recording!" On the battlefield "General Fang, please make sure that the enemy will pass by here tomorrow!" "You can be sure!" "I will use my head as a guarantee!" "Okay! Send a few people to bury this mine! Blow it up and kill it!" In front of the two armies "Qi people, who dares to fight with me!" "I'll do it!" "Come up here, baby! Watch me chop you with my knife!" "Bang!" "Ji Ji Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai, I've never heard that no matter how high your martial arts skills are, you can knock him down with one shot! You guys, come on for me!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.