I’m the Group Owner. I Told Obito: Pull Out Madara’s Oxygen Tube

"You say your name is Hachiman Hikigaya, and demons are wreaking havoc in your world?"

"What? Ichimaru Gin, you say Aizen seems to have figured out something is wrong with you ahead of time?"

"Miss Ereshkigal, you say Chaldea never made it to Uruk, and it was Goetia who saved humanity instead??"

Lin Jiu is dumbfounded.

Uchiha Obito: "Group Admin, an old man saved me. He said his name was Madara!"

... Beep, beep, beep. Quest received: tell Uchiha Obito the truth.

Facing a quest that offers rewards, Lin Jiu thinks back on how the group members' circumstances defy reality.

Lin Jiu: "Obito, I'm about to tell you something. You absolutely must stay calm."

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.