All My Foolish Online Buddies Are My Minions

Name: All My Foolish Online Buddies Are My Minions
Author: Burning Fruit

沙雕网友全是我小弟

by Burning Fruit (烧烧果实)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 8k Words
Genre: Fantasy
Subgenre: Otherworld Continent
Updated: 5y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

Xue Ba transmigrates to a fantasy wasteland world and becomes a lowly evil god.

He summons companions from Blue Star, allowing their projections to descend and turning them into followers of an evil god.

Who knew all his followers would be a bunch of goofballs!

Beastmaster: Killing monsters is so boring. You can become invincible by picking up junk, so why fight and kill? What if we hurt the flowers and plants?

Hardcore Grinder: You spend money, I spend my life. I'm online 23 hours and 59 minutes a day. If anyone stays on longer than me, I'll admit defeat!

Overcautious Player: You say I'm max level? So what if I'm max level? So what if I have a full set of divine gear? I just like hanging out in the beginner village! Got a problem with that? Believe me, I'll take you out with one sword strike!

Local Cultivator A: I'm stunned. Every one of Xue Ba's followers is an Awakened!

Local Cultivator B: I'm stunned. Xue Ba's followers have cleaned out the Dragon King's home.

Local Cultivator C: I'm stunned too. Just three seconds ago, Xue Ba's followers broke into the Supreme God's divine realm!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.