Urban: I Can Turn Idioms into Cash

After a Chinese idiom dictionary fell on Qin Ran's head, he gained the Idiom Cash-Out System.

Idiom: "Get rich overnight." After one night, the copyright to his flop of a novel sold for fifteen million! After another night, a relative passed away, leaving him a whole building in their will. Then, after yet another night, the building he had just inherited was slated for demolition...

Idiom: "The medicine cures the illness." "The medicine isn't the point. Whatever the illness or the medicine, once it's been through my hands, you'll be cured as soon as you take it!"

Idiom: "A wife and concubines form a skirt." "What if I really can't handle them all?!"

"You want to offend me?"

Sorry, I've also got idioms like "Though crippled in body, steadfast in spirit; worn out from overwork, falling ill; pouring my heart and soul into it, catching a slight cold by chance"!

If that doesn't work, I still have a whole package of idioms like "dying young, riding a crane west, departing this world forever"!

And that's not all: I can also be a brilliant strategist, a scholar whose learning spans the ages, a hero who turns the tide, a man of extraordinary talent, and peerless under heaven!

"If it's an idiom, I can make it happen! Wait... this System..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.