In the Three Kingdoms, I Refuse to Leave My Mountain

My lord, the emperor has secretly sent someone again. He says that Dong Zhuo has bullied him terribly, and hopes you will raise an army to rescue the emperor.

Not going. What does the Liu family's empire have to do with me?

My lord, Yuan Tan, Yuan Shao's son, is waiting outside. The Yuan family was crushed by Cao Cao at the Battle of Guandu, and he hopes you'll send troops to help, then split the Han Empire with him.

Not going. Yuan Shao is a hopeless fool, and if I want the Han Empire, can't I take it myself? Why should I split it with him?

My lord, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei have come to pay their respects. They hope to join forces with you and accomplish something great.

No meeting. Three stray dogs who have lost their home, coming here to mooch off me?

My lord, Miss Zhen is here again. She asks when you'll marry her.

Tell her: The Xiongnu are not yet defeated. How can I make a home?

My lord, the Wuhuan have invaded our borders again and abducted our people.

No...

What? The Wuhuan dare to be so bold? Bring me my armor at once! I will wipe them out in this battle...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.