System: Host, You Really Are Sick

Gan Tian, known as A-Gan, isn't some rebellious young man. He's mentally ill. In a fit of madness, he stole someone else's chance to transmigrate, and now it's been five hundred years since he was reborn into Journey to the West.

The Ancestral Earth Immortal, Great Immortal Zhenyuan, begs him to revive the Immortal Path. A-Gan has no interest in that. He just steals Zhenyuanzi's last pair of pants.

The great demon saints and remnants of the primordial world all want to make him their ancestor. A-Gan still isn't interested. He just strips Peacock Wisdom King of her robes.

The only thing he is keenly interested in is the System within him.

A-Gan: A hundred billion merit points. Exchange them for the Demon Emperor's Canon!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.