System: My Host Is Seriously Sick

Shen Shi, a mental patient, accidentally steals someone else's slot and transmigrates into a new life.

Is this world Journey to the West or Investiture of the Gods? He doesn't care.

The immortal sects see him as a fiend and do everything they can to kill him. He strips his pursuers bare and still doesn't care.

The demon clan wants to make him their ancestor and begs him to lead all the world's demons to revival. He strips his worshippers bare and still doesn't care.

The only thing he is interested in is the System inside him.

The System calculates with its fingers: I'm in danger of a bloody disaster. The Host wants to sleep with me!

Shen Shi: Figured it out? Too late! Come on, get in the room with me.

The System: I don't have a physical body, so I can't satisfy the Host's needs. But I can help the Host woo the Celestial Maiden of the Ninth Heaven and provide a powerful aphrodisiac!

Shen Shi: Heh heh heh. No body? Why do you think I worked so hard to learn how to create humans from Nuwa? Transform!

The System: Ah, what is this!? Help! Don't take your pants off yet! Ah...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.