Sorry: I Know Everything!

Don't try to set me up because I can see the future. Don't try to hide it, because I can get your coordinates accurate to centimeters. Don't even think about throwing concealed weapons at me, because I'm programmed to catch concealed weapons 100% of the time. Don't think about surpassing me, because you are trained in martial arts, and I am trained as an immortal... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.