The Exorcist of Another World

"I'm not going."

"Xiao Du, if you go, you'll become a bona fide immortal. What's not to love about being an immortal?"

"You can also investigate anomalies and exorcise demons and vanquish fiends while you're at it."

"A real immortal? The kind who can summon wind and rain and make mountains shake?"

"I'd be a little * if I were lying to you!"

"All right, I'll go."

"Boom!" "Bang! Bang! Bang!" "Boom!"

A hail of bullets! The mountains shake!

"W-what the hell is going on?!"

"Mom, I want to go home!" Du Yuan howls as he leaps out of the trench.

Staggering, he runs for his life.

"Exorcise my *ss!!!!"

"Bang, bang, bang!"

"Heh, look at that new recruit. Thinks he's an immortal, does he? Still charging? He's got some nerve!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.