Max Level from the Start: The Peerless Face-Slapping God

“You don’t even have a luxury car or a mansion. You think someone like you can win me over? Li…”

“Smack!”

“Zhou Hua, work overtime. I want the PowerPoint by tomorrow morning.”

“Smack!”

“Sir, this is the luxury goods section. You’d better…”

“Smack!”

“Kid, hand over all your money. I’m warning you…”

“Smack!”

“Eee… I died such a tragic death. You…”

“Smack!”

“How dare you trespass in my sect’s forbidden grounds? Ten Thousand Swords Art!”

“Smack!”

Aliens: “Beep beep beep? Ribbit ribbit!”

“Smack!”

“Invincibility is so lonely.” Zhou Hua ** a *tail*.

“Supreme Grand Wish, activate!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.