In the dark corners of this world lurks a group of people. They can fly through the sky and burrow underground, move mountains and overturn seas, yet they can't do a single one of those things... Ahahaha.
That's just how ridiculous it is...
Ling Chen got a random-draw System in the middle of the night...
The most powerful demon-suppressing talisman is Chang'e's period pad...
The most powerful ghost-catching artifact is the God of Cookery's giant iron spoon...
Most importantly... I have to raise you, this Taotie, too???
System... Can you make this any more of a rip-off?
Taotie: Ling Chen, I'm hungry...
Ling Chen stared at the two yuan and fifty cents in his pocket, his eyes brimming with tears...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
