Heaven-Slaying Blade

You little bastard, stop right there! I swear I won't beat you to death! Tian Dao shouted as he ran. "Who the hell came up with 'Beat You to Death'? I had such an imposing name, and you ruined it! And you still chase me? So what if I saw you fooling around with a man? So what if I called a few people over to watch? Is that really such a big deal? Stop! Do you think I'm an idiot?"

"Young friend Qian Dao, shouldn't you repay the thirty thousand spirit crystals you borrowed from me?"

"How many times do I have to tell you? My name is Tian Dao, not Qian Dao. Besides, didn't I say I'd pay you back once I made my fortune?"

"Then may I ask when you'll make your fortune?"

"Are you an idiot? If I knew that, I'd have made my fortune already!"

One day, an angel wept. "How could I have trusted you? You bastard, give me back my gender! Even the old man upstairs doesn't want me anymore."

"Ah! That's easy. If he doesn't want you, I do..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.