I Have a Group of Player Disciples

"Senior brother, are you, the disciples, having some brain problems?" "I saw a disciple carrying a chamber pot on his head. I asked him why he did this, and he actually told me with a proud face that it was a limited edition tiara??" "I also saw a disciple being ridden by a horse and flying, and then he told me it was the latest model of wings??" "Also, I just saw a disciple with a flying ball behind him, and then the disciple actually told me that it was his epic baby, Shi Dake?" "Oh my god, senior brother, you'd better stop recruiting these disciples. If you continue to recruit them, I'm afraid you will become stupid too." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.