An evil fusion shop appeared on a street in Konoha, a fusion shop that every ninja clamored to visit.
Itachi: Ever since I used the second set of eye exercises I got from fusion, my eyesight has been getting better by the day.
Jiraiya: I fused a summoning beast that calls itself Hokage's Bane. Do we even have a Hokage by that name in our village?
Orochimaru: Bane? I fused a summoned beast that calls itself Fahai. The moment it appeared, it started shouting that it was going to capture me.
Sasori: I'm the strongest puppeteer, and the two most powerful puppets fused into a life-size inflatable doll of Teacher Cang. How am I supposed to keep working in the puppet world now?
Raikage A: I've already contacted the lawyer who sent a cease-and-desist letter over the fusion that produced Eight-Trigram Kun Kun. When will this ever end?
Ōnoki: You idiots from the Hidden Cloud, didn't you hear the boss? Anyone with dark skin is unlucky. How do you expect to fuse anything good when you're unlucky?
Kakashi: Everyone, sorry, but I fused a pair of Rinnegan. From now on, don't call me...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
