Lord Shuishen, Please Stay.

I've always been a smooth person. It wasn't like this big car accident. I only had a slight concussion. And it was a blessing in disguise that I saw God. He just hung out of the window and looked at me without hiding. I opened the window and slapped him. "Are you really a god?" I asked, rubbing my hands. "Do you think I need to lie to you?" He covered his face and said quietly. "Are you the God of Wealth?" "No." "Yue Lao?" "No." "Yeyoushen?" "No." "Then what kind of god are you?" "The bad god who brings you endless misfortune." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.