The Goofiest Pirate in History

Qi Feng was a little panicked.

He had just transmigrated, and he had a sign-in System, too. He should have become a mighty powerhouse and made a name for himself across the world!

But then his brain short-circuited, and right after transmigrating, he traded away Raftel...

Worried that the big names in the pirate world would find out, he resolutely set off on a secret journey to retire in the East Blue.

And then...

"Qi Feng?"

Sengoku: "He's an honorary admiral of the Navy! He's the true embodiment of justice in this world!"

Dragon: "Are you kidding me? He's the chief of staff of my Revolutionary Army!"

Shanks: "He's the future of this world."

Imu: "No. He's the most dangerous variable in this world..."

Holding a bounty poster worth a mere 1 beri, Qi Feng looked utterly bewildered.

"Wait, hold on. Can you tell me when I became a pirate? How come nobody told me?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.