T: My Elixir Can Cure Everything

Damn, I thought about it again and again, and decided to use the profile that ** helped me get. "What? Your uncle is dead? Has he been cremated?" "Bring the urn, it will bring you back to life." "What? Already raised?" "Then bring it as well. Just put some dust on it and it will cure it!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.