Metropolis: Me! Amateur Superhero

You might think this is an inspirational superhero novel? No! It is actually an R-rated black humor novel full of alternative violence. Readers are advised to read it with an alternative aesthetic perspective, because this novel may completely subvert your traditional concept of superheroes. Readers under the age of ninety-six are asked to watch with the company of their family members. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.