Great Tang: The System Delivers Packages for Me

Li Anran was accidentally sent back to the Tang Dynasty, where his extravagance drove the System guy to deliver packages for him.

Li Er: "Anran, the enemy has a million troops ready for battle, and the Goryeo and Japanese have a hundred ships patrolling our coast. What do you think..."

Li Anran: "Hey, thirty Dongfeng rocket launchers. What? Shipping isn't free?"

Li Er: "I'll pay, I'll pay."

Fang Xuanling: "The crops are failing, food is scarce. What are the people of our Great Tang supposed to do?"

Li Anran: "Hey, what kind of seeds do you want? Only children make choices. This young master wants them all."

Fang Xuanling: "So many? This... do we have to plant them? Can't we just eat them?"

King Yama: "This man's life force is already spent. You're making things difficult for me!"

Ox-Head and Horse-Face: "Exactly! When King Yama says a man dies at the third watch, who dares keep him until the fifth?"

Li Anran: "Oh. Sorry about that. Hey, send me a King Yama."

King Yama...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.