Xuanhuan: I'm Really Just an Ordinary Person

Lu Pingchuan arrived in a strange fantasy world. He'd thought he'd get a golden finger and rise straight to the top, sweeping across the fantasy continent and claiming a saintess of an immortal sect for himself.

But things didn't go as planned. He remained an ordinary mortal, unable to cultivate!

Yet, by a twist of fate, he held the position of a revered master at a top immortal sect.

Faced with a crowd of prodigies eager for his guidance, Lu Pingchuan felt a headache coming on.

"Master Pingchuan sent Senior Brother up the mountain to chop wood, and he comprehended a Heaven-Tier cultivation technique: the Great Freedom Saber Art!"

Lu Pingchuan: "I only wanted to chop wood to keep warm..."

"Senior Sister visualized Master Pingchuan cooking, and comprehended a Heaven-Tier cultivation technique: the Swimming Dragon Sword Dao!"

Lu Pingchuan: "I only flipped the wok a couple of times..."

Disciple: "Grandmaster, please teach us, Master Pingchuan..."

Seeing this, Lu Pingchuan slapped his forehead. So you want me to teach you how to cultivate immortality? Well, don't blame me for what you end up learning!

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.