He always thought he was an ordinary mortal.
The * he kept at home was a qilin, his chickens were phoenixes, and even the earthworms were dragons. Oh! And the pigs, too: all ancient divine beasts.
Even the kitchen cleaver was an ancient divine artifact, the likes of which appeared only once in ten thousand years.
Then one day, a woman as beautiful as a celestial fairy came to his door and said she was his wife. She'd been mistreated outside and had come to vent her anger on him in the mortal realm.
That was when the System activated.
Only then did he realize that no matter how powerful someone was, they trembled when they saw him.
"I'm so young, and you're calling me senior? Are you kidding me?"
A lighthearted, absurd comedy to cure the blues.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.
