Three Kingdoms: After Being Forced to Kill Liu Bei, I Became the Big-Eared Bandit

In the third year of the Xiping era of the Eastern Han, in Zhuo Commandery, there was a man who made shoes for a living and was only thirteen or fourteen years old.

One day, he went out and ran into a competitor in the shoe business: Liu Bei, whose family had fallen on hard times, a shoe enthusiast with big ears.

He wanted to coexist peacefully and have nothing to do with the man, but the other set his sights on him, forcing him to strike back. In the process, he met Zhang Fei, a pig-slaughtering enthusiast with a booming voice and a dark complexion, and Guan Yu, a date seller with a red face and an arrogant streak.

After taking in Guan and Zhang, the young man looked at the poor people around him and resolved to help them.

He sold shoes and aided the people, and somehow ended up as an official of the imperial court, rising to become one of the Han dynasty's most trusted ministers.

He subdued the Xiongnu, pacified the Eastern Qiang, crushed the Yellow Turbans, executed Dong Zhuo, destroyed Yuan Shao, took on Cao Cao, and swallowed up Eastern Wu!

After finally bringing peace to a land torn apart by war, the young emperor came scampering over and called him "Daddy!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.