Damn! So I Really Am the Mastermind Behind It All

Fang Yuan arrives in a world of cultivation in an ordinary mortal's body. Once he learns that cultivating immortality is beyond his reach, he just wants to live a quiet life.

He spends his time writing, drinking tea, and playing chess. Life is pretty pleasant, and it would be even better if he could marry a beautiful woman.

But he has no idea.

The dog he keeps at home has become a great demon king from watching him write and paint, ruling over the four corners of the world.

The goldfish in his pond drank the ink he rinsed from his brush, transformed into a true dragon, and now soars through the heavens.

The beautiful young woman who often visits to watch him paint, just so she can take home the scraps he throws away, is the cultivation world's greatest beauty.

The old man who occasionally drops by to mooch a drink of water is actually a mighty figure from the Immortal Realm.

"The tea brewed by Senior Fang is infused with the Great Dao. Just one sip can break through a cultivation realm."

"I got this from Senior Fang..."

Fang Yuan is on the verge of tears. All I wanted was to quietly cultivate...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.