The White Bone Great Sage of Honghuang

Eighty-One Tribulations: The righteous and loyal often end up among the butchers, while most unfaithful men are scholars.

Eighty-One Tribulations: Cat* Look at this *! Why does it keep imitating a cat?

Eighty-One Tribulations: It's the young deer girl! Monkey, could you tell me again about the time you wreaked havoc in Heaven?

Eighty-One Tribulations: The youth has a sword called "Protector." I have a sword called Protector, and the youth has a foolish dream: with the sword in his hand, he will protect himself, protect the land, and protect the peace of a troubled age!

Eighty-One Tribulations: A drop of Meng Po's soup is a tear of new life; two coins' worth, tears of old age; three parts, tears of bitterness; four cups, tears of regret; five inches, tears of longing; six bowls, tears shed in sickness; seven feet, tears of parting; eight flavors, Meng Po's tears of heartbreak.

Eighty-One Tribulations: The love of a god. Whose love do you think you're accepting? You're accepting the love of a heavenly god! He'll betray all the other gods to love you! He'll endure every pain for you, all to bring you happiness!

A scheming, endlessly talkative Tang Xuan...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are coincidental. Do not imitate.