Journey to the West: On Our Wedding Night, I Felt My Wife’s Bones

Xu Anran transmigrates bodily to a remote mountain wilderness in ancient times and marries an absolutely beautiful woman.

On their wedding night, he touches his wife's white bones.

Choice one: Scream and expose her. The Host will most likely be eaten by the White Bone Spirit; if he gets lucky and survives, he can obtain the acquired spiritual treasure, White Bone Phosphorfire Sword.

Choice two: Keep quiet and use the chance to slip away to relieve himself. The Host will most likely have his leg bones broken by the White Bone Spirit, but can obtain the Golden Light Earth-Traveling Escape.

Choice three: Accept your fate. Turn off the lights, close your eyes, and pretend you're my little Gu. The Host can obtain a beginner's gift pack containing a random selection of the Three Thousand Great Daos.

Xu Anran puts on a "drunken" look.

"Darling, you're so thin it breaks my heart. After we get married, I won't let you diet anymore..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are coincidental. Do not imitate.