Census Taker Mistakes Me for a Pervert

At the Huashan Police Station.

A pretty young woman cried out in a panic, "I want to report a crime! I ran into a pervert while conducting a household census!"

The police immediately opened an investigation.

They also invited a well-known streamer to livestream the law enforcement process and educate the public about the law.

When they arrived at the scene, a murder was taking place in the room where the alleged pervert had been identified.

Panic swept through the public, both online and offline.

The census taker kept knocking, but no one answered.

Just as the police were about to break down the door to carry out their search, it suddenly opened.

What everyone saw next was even more unexpected.

Faced with the awkward situation, Su Qing could only quietly say,

"I was just eating a watermelon..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.