Supernatural: I'm Really Not a Magic Stick

"Goddess, it was said that the cat slipped on the coffin and the body crawled out. You had to let the cat in. Now, it's okay. Your mother has faked the corpse!" "Where did you fake the body? You bastard, stop scaring people here. Look at my mother not even moving, she just looks scary." "You want to move, right? Okay, come to me tonight and I'll show you a big baby." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.