My System Turned into a Baby

Cheng Feng is a man with a System. In fact, he has two, the buy-one-get-one-free kind.

Unfortunately, the System had gone a little off the rails. By the time it stopped being parasitic, his happy, comfortable days were long gone.

Imagine a System bringing its wife into the real world to stir up trouble. How terrifying would that be?

"Please, act like a person for once. Could you stop causing trouble all day?"

"I'm not a person. I'm at the top of the food chain. I am the whole world."

"No, you're not the whole world. You're my son."

"Screw you! Just because I'm short doesn't mean I can't hit you."

"Then go ahead and try."

Cheng Feng pinned the System, which had turned into a child, to the ground with one hand and gave him a good spanking, meting out justice on Heaven's behalf.

"Honey, he's bullying me! Go call Mom..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.