Stop Following Me! I Really Can't Predict the Future!

His phone suddenly mutated, letting him browse popular videos from the next few days?

“Holy crap! The stock market’s going to skyrocket in two days?”

“No way! Old Li’s wife is cheating, and she’ll get caught tomorrow? Neither of their two kids is his?”

“The authentic Along the River During the Qingming Festival at the antique market is going to be bought for just two thousand yuan the day after tomorrow?”

Every time he learns something about the future, he also gets an extra reward.

“Ding... Congratulations, Host. You have changed the future and received god-tier combat skills!”

“Ding... You have received a limited-edition supercar, a SSC Tuatara!”

“Ding...”

“Mr. Shen, how did you know the stocks would soar, the lottery numbers, that Old Li’s wife was cheating, that pork prices would rise tomorrow, and that Auntie Wang would have a whirlwind wedding the day after tomorrow!?”

“Can you see the future?”

“For fuck’s sake, stop chasing me! I’m really just guessing!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.