I'm a Didi Driver, and from the Start I Picked Up a Carload of Robbers

"Ding-dong! Congratulations, Host, you've been bound to the Fare-Picking System."

"Three hijackers detected in the vehicle. Reward: God-Tier Bullshitting Skill!"

Shen Bulang is left deep in thought by the utterly useless System and its skill.

A short while later,

Hijackers: "Driver, we're sorry! Let us out!"

Shen Bulang: "No, you don't want to."

Hijackers: "Then could you please stop driving us to the police station?"

Shen Bulang: "Sorry, I can't!!!"

Hijackers: "..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.