Xiaoyao Signed for a Billion Years, and the Saint Begged Me to Come Out of the Mountain

My name is Fang Ran, I traveled to a fantasy world, and was bound to the monthly sign-in system. With this golden finger, I watched Pangu open up the world, sat down with the Supreme Being, talked about Taoism, teased Hou Tu, and had some ambiguities with Nuwa. After the calamity of heaven and earth In my spare time, I would wear a vest and play a role to observe the world. For example, during Journey to the West, I went to heaven and became a great deity. After living at ease for a billion years, I figured that the world would usher in another prosperous age, so I wanted to recruit a few apprentices for fun. Only! Each of these apprentices was careless. After learning a few skills from me, they all secretly ran away to wander around. When they couldn't defeat the enemy, they came back to kowtow and cry. "Master, please give the broom from the Immortal Sect to your disciple!" Broom? What do you want that thing for? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.