I, the Man Who Infuriated Countless Powerful Figures

No gas in the car? Head to the gas station.

No fuel at the gas station? Head to the refinery.

No crude oil at the refinery? Start drilling for oil.

Want to drill for crude? Hold on, this land belongs to me. Pay up first!

You want money? No way! Here's a fire seed. Go set the oil well alight. I don't need fossil fuels anymore!

Damn it, should I blow you up or blow up the oil field? Which do you think I'll choose?

Ding! The Earth-Saving System is here to help you save the planet. Start by saving yourself...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.