Star Overlord: Our Name Is Human Beings

Humanity's reputation is known to everyone from the Milky Way to Andromeda. These are the most cunning and vicious intelligent beings in the universe. They only have interests in their eyes. Seize the holy land of idealists, plunder the technology of materialists, deceive and enslave primitive civilization. My civilization is being plundered. Time is running out. Human beings are about to break in. This is my last message. I hope the person who receives it can... Scream. Heavily armed orbital commandos broke into the underground fortress and mercilessly eliminated all alien creatures. "Captain, these alien creatures are fungi, much like mushrooms, and may be edible." "Let's try baking a few." "Hmm! It smells good! It smells so good!" Humans don't care who you are, they only care if you taste good or not. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.