I'm About to Become Invincible

I wield two watermelon knives and hack my way from the Southern Heavenly Gate all the way to Penglai East Road.

Up with the knife, down with the knife, up with the knife, down with the knife.

I hacked back and forth for three days and three nights until rivers of blood flowed.

"Cultivation gained: 12,345 years."

"Cultivation gained: 24,680 years."

"Divine abilities gained: Turning Rivers and Seas Upside Down, Molding Creation, Reversing Yin and Yang, Moving Stars and Changing Constellations..."

I look up at the celestial palace high above in the clouds.

I feel like I'm about to become invincible.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.