I, Uchiha Tom, Take Sasuke Away from the Start

I, Uchiha Tom, have a pair of Mangekyo Sharingan. Whoever I glare at gets pregnant. From the start, I'm taking Sasuke with me.

What, Danzo, you don't like that? You can use up every Sharingan in your body, and it still won't save you.

What, Third Hokage, you don't like that? One Susanoo from me and your old bones might fall apart.

Uchiha Itachi: I'm happy to leave Sasuke in your hands. Now I can go do my undercover work in peace.

Uchiha Madara: Tom, I, Madara, hereby declare you the strongest.

Uchiha Obito: I can't believe a cat gave me psychological trauma.

Black Zetsu: I've worked my ass off trying to save my mother, and now you come along and ruin everything! Hey, don't hit me in the face... It hurts like hell!

Uchiha Tom: You... want to dance too?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.