This Uchiha Is Toxic

On June 1, thanks to my excellent performance, I was promoted to advisor to the Mizukage. And then, out of nowhere, I had a rather ill-advised idea...

On June 6, I planned to follow Uchiha Obito's example and control the Third Mizukage...

June 6, 22:16. The plan failed, and the Third Mizukage caught on... I accidentally killed him...

June 6, 23:30. I successfully framed the Shangjing Clan, and they went rogue.

On June 9, Kirigakure was preparing to elect the Fourth Mizukage. But the Third had died too soon, and Yagura was still just a kid... So I suddenly had another rather ill-advised idea...

On June 12, thanks to the immense wealth I'd amassed in Kirigakure and the powerful connections I'd built up by accident, I had the honor of becoming the village's Fourth Mizukage! I decided to follow the example of incompetent rulers throughout history: spend my days carousing, remain foolish and clueless, and bring ruin to my country and its people!

On June 13, I went out drinking and listening to music...

On June 14, I went out for a drink...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.