Great Tang: Princess Changle Persuades Me to Return to Secular Life

: Master Xiao, what makes you work so hard in the royal family?

: Although working is hard, for the sake of the emperor's performance and the replenishment of the treasury, we working counselors should keep this in mind. I! He is a part-time worker! I love working overtime for the emperor! I love 996!

: Yeah? The princesses and princesses outside the palace have already lined up in a long line, waiting to be received by Master Xiao. Please tell me what's going on.

So the question is, Master Xiao, how can you use your massage skills to attract so many royal beauties and have so many golden branches and jade leaves crawling under your knees? I heard that you are a talented cook and you even made the first poet of the Tang Dynasty cry with anger? Still forcing the Jinke No. 1 Scholar to hit the wall and commit suicide?

By the way, Master, your hair seems to be growing out.

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Xiao Yuanxiu immediately straightened the six ring scars on his forehead, clasped his hands solemnly and reverently, and recited the syntax chant, "Amitabha. A monk has a pure heart and few desires, and a young monk saves all living beings."

Ding, thanks...

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