Calling a Big Tiger a Golden-Chinchilla Tiger Seems Perfectly Reasonable

The countryside is picturesque, with mist curling around the mountains and beautiful scenery all around. Lin Yi returns to his hometown to inherit a bankrupt zoo.

He thinks he'll spend his days caring for animals, farming, and fishing, but the animals here are anything but ordinary.

"What? This golden shaded cat can chop wood with a headbutt?"

"What the heck! This giant panda can beat up Zhen Guanxi with its fists?"

"What in the world? I just saw a golden snub-nosed monkey doing advanced calculus!"

"That's nothing. I just saw a mandrill working through a cloze test."

"Streamer, did you really leave school to return home and run a zoo?"

"You're not illegally hiring little animals to tutor kids online, are you?"

"My God! Please don't keep the kids from getting into college!"

Lin Yi dozes with his head resting on Big Tiger. Suddenly, he hears Big Tiger yawn beside him.

Golden Shaded Cat: "I want pets, cuddles, and snuggles. I think I'm about to become a spirit."

Lin Yi: !!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.