Livestream: A Professional Buzzkill, the Ultimate Face-Slapping!

Fake socialite: I was bragging, saying I wore designer clothes from head to toe and made a million a year, a total winner in life, when my landlord showed up!?

Landlady: Well, well, there you are! Hurry up and pay the rent you've been owing!

Debt collector: Heh, if you don't repay your loan, we'll send those naked photos out!

Rich heir: Holy crap, you're a fake socialite?

Onlooker: What the hell, this is a socialite?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.