Live Fortune Telling: a Monk Ruined the Game at the Beginning

The master got his driver's license and is already driving west of Hexi. Before leaving, the master left a book of mysterious calculations for Lin Xuan. After touching the mysterious calculations, Lin Xuan became a divine fortune teller. Monk: Ma De, Taoist priests are deceitful. The local sects in Xia are all bastards and need to be saved by foreign sects, such as our Buddhism. Lin Xuan: Monk, your forehead is not only red from the bloody disaster, but also black from the prison disaster. I'm afraid you'll get stabbed first and then get into trouble. Monk: Hahaha, you stinky Taoist priests like to pretend to be gods and ghosts, and to intimidate. Buddha is here today. Let the police arrest me. Police officer: You have been arrested on suspicion of fraud, injury, and illegal fund-raising! Monk:? ? ? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.