I Raised Dinosaurs in the Three Kingdoms

You have Lu Bu leading the way, and I have dinosaurs coming thousands of miles away to meet you! An army of millions, a torrent of steel? Under my thousand-headed Tyrannosaurus rex, aren't they all reduced to ashes beneath my feet? I'm not crazy, I'm just telling the truth. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.