Funny Things Like Catching Ghosts

I grew up with my master. When I was 19, my master arranged for me to go to university. When I was going down the mountain, my master asked me to make more money. What else did he ask me to do? I really want to just remember to make more money... Oh yes, the master also told me that something big was going to happen in my senior year... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.