Urban: I Have LOL Skills

"Do you want the card's ultimate move to deliver food?" "No! I want the card's passive ability to find an ant nest to earn money!" "Do you want Kassadin's ultimate move to travel through the void?" "No! I want the skills of the big tree to spread my seeds all over the world!" "Do you want Noshou's killing spree?" "No! Times have changed, adults. I want to use my skills with a gun!" Welcome to League of Legends! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.